*COUGH*

I have been coughing since May of this year. The cough as morphed, ebbed and flowed. Unfortunately it is now very much flowing. I have decided to make the best of a bad situation. I have book marked the WebMD page for Tuberculosis and have it on my screen when someone sits too close to me. And then let the coughing fits happen. So far it’s worked most of the time. The one person that it didn’t work on, I’m pretty sure had some sort of flesh-eating chronic respiratory illness. If I caught something from him, I’m hopeful that they will name the new disease after me. “Matthew’s Consumption” or “Chronic Brianitis”


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