Aug 16 2011

Life Coach

I am starting up a Life Coaching Practice where I coach my clients through e-mail and use the Tough Love methodology.  In other words, when the person comes to me asking why their life is so horrible, my response will be something like, “Well, moron, it’s probably because you make really bad decisions like paying me $500 for an hour to tell you the obvious!  Just wake up.  If you don’t, I can slap you so hard, your teeth will wiggle.  Our time is up.  That will be $500.