Q: What makes you laugh?  

A: Nitrous Oxide

Q: What about you would most peo­ple find surprising?     

A: I hate balloons.
                     

Q: What accom­plish­ments are you most proud of?    

A: I want to live fore­ver.  So far so good.

Q: If you had one super­po­wer, what would it be? 

A: The abi­lity to cause doubt.  Villains are far less effec­tive if they doubt their abi­li­ties or even the need to take over the entire world.  Howe­ver, if I got to pick super hero names, here’s my  top 7 list:

7. Alu­mi­num Foil­Man and his side­kick Zippy­lock
6. Super Burt Rey­nolds
5. Dic­tion­wo­man
4. Unmo­ti­va­ted boy
3. Clea­ning lady
2. Bun­gee Cord and his part­ner, Flap­Jack
1. Abe Vigoda in tights

                         

Q: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?   

A: At home.  That’s a silly ques­tion.                  

 

Q: Do you have any hob­bies? If so, what are they?     

A:  I have no hob­bies, but I do have seve­ral serious fas­ci­na­tions.                  

 

Q: How do you relieve stress?   

A: Xanex.                     

Q: If you could enter a racehorse in the Ken­tucky Derby, what would you name your horse and why?        

A: I will ans­wer this in the form of Haiku

Ken­tucky Derby

Sure to win the main event

A horse:  “With No Name”

                    

Q: What do you always “put off for another day?”    

A: Proc­ras­ti­na­tion.                    

Q: What was the last movie you saw in the thea­ter? Would you recom­mend it to others?   

A: I have no reco­llec­tion of what the movie was, who was in it or even a sli­ver of plot.  I would recom­mend it highly.