10.  They aren’t made from real Girl Scouts.

9.  If each girl doesn’t sell enough coo­kies, they have to eat a bug.

8.  You can try the ground­brea­king “Thin Mint Diet”.

7.  The Car­mel deLi­tes are an aphrodisiac….at least to me they are.

6.  Coo­kie making elves are communists.

5.  If you freeze them, you can use them as a currency after ever­yone else ate theirs.

4.  At $4 a box, they are chea­per than most opiates.

3.  The coo­kies are legal in 49 out of the 50 sta­tes!  Damn you Delaware!

2.  My daugh­ters cry when you don’t buy from them.

1.  For every box of Thin Mints you buy, the Girl Scouts will not kill a dolphin.

Seriously, Girl Scout Coo­kie sales have begun.  I have two Girl Scouts who need to sell lots of coo­kies, so if you are inte­res­ted in orde­ring some cookies—-$4 a box

Varie­ties include:

Cara­mel deLi­tes (for­merly Samoas)
Pea­nut But­ter Pat­ties (Cho­co­late cove­red coo­kies top­ped with creamy pea­nut­but­ter)
Short­bread
Thin Mints
Pea­nut­but­ter Sand­wich (Like Oreos only all Pea­nut But­tery)
Thanks-A-Lot — Short­bread coo­kes with milk cho­co­late coa­ting on one side
Leamonades-Lemon-flavored num­mi­ness!
Daisy Go Rounds– Packs of small cookies

Order now!!!!!!
If you live in Bismarck/Mandan, e-mail me (hatemail@redsneaker.net)

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