Archive for February 8th, 2010

Snow Blower

Monday, February 8th, 2010

I’ve always thought that the snow blo­wer felt more like it was suc­king the snow, but “Snow­suc­ker” doesn’t say “I’m worth $1500.”

Super Bowly

Monday, February 8th, 2010

I did not watch the Bowl of Super­ness.  I have NEVER watched the Holiest of Bow­lies.  I don’t hate foot­ball, I just can­not wrap my mind around it.  Maybe the game is just too com­pli­ca­ted for me.  It’s OK if peo­ple are “Down”, you can say the words “tight end” and you don’t get a funny look, and I just rea­li­zed that some­ti­mes they are saying “Quar­ter­back” and some­ti­mes they are saying “Cor­ner­back”.  How con­fu­sing.  I really think that the Super Bowl was crea­ted by the soda, chips and dip com­pa­nies to make tons of money!  This is their Christmas! 

Maybe they should change the name to “The Dip Bowl”.

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