T-Minus 1 Week and a hand­ful of days left in the Girl Scout Coo­kie Sales!

This means I will be wea­ring down the soles of my snea­kers traip­sing around door to door peda­ling sweets!

Here’s how the sale usually goes.

I knock, because when the girls knock, the mit­tens muf­fle the noise. 

Someone might ans­wer the door.  If they do, one of the girls will greet them “Hi, my name is Annie.  Would you buy Girl Scout Cookies?”

The per­son ans­we­ring the door drools just a little and then buys enough coo­kies to not look too gluttony. 

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Things to NOT say while trying to sell Girl Scout Cookies:

-“My name is Rachael, but I was born as ‘Mark’”.

-“By the looks of it, you must have a stash of coo­kies somewhere.”

-*sniff sniff* “What’s that smell?  Money?”

-“Let me guess—Just leave the cases of coo­kies by the back door, ring the door­bell and run?”

-“These coo­kies are made from the Girl Scouts who don’t sell enough—Please help me!”

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