Archive for January, 2010Top 10 reasons you should buy Girl Scout CookiesFriday, January 29th, 201010. They aren’t made from real Girl Scouts. 9. If each girl doesn’t sell enough cookies, they have to eat a bug. 8. You can try the groundbreaking “Thin Mint Diet”. 7. The Carmel deLites are an aphrodisiac….at least to me they are. 6. Cookie making elves are communists. 5. If you freeze them, you can use them as a currency after everyone else ate theirs. 4. At $4 a box, they are cheaper than most opiates. 3. The cookies are legal in 49 out of the 50 states! Damn you Delaware! 2. My daughters cry when you don’t buy from them. 1. For every box of Thin Mints you buy, the Girl Scouts will not kill a dolphin.
Seriously, Girl Scout Cookie sales have begun. I have two Girl Scouts who need to sell lots of cookies, so if you are interested in ordering some cookies—-$4 a box Varieties include: Caramel deLites (formerly Samoas) Order now!!!!!! Bumper stickers seen after the ApocalypseThursday, January 28th, 2010–Your Honor Student was delicious - Honk if you are in a vehicle that is easily overtaken - My other car is a guy named “Blaster”. - I (heart) Bashing in Skulls for Gasoline - Crazy Gilbert is my Co-pilot Top 7 Signs the Apocalypse is nearThursday, January 28th, 20107. Ugly Betty has been cancelled but Ugly Taylor Swift is still on the air. 6. The Brangelina Monster is dying. 5. Keith Richards shed his mangled shell and emerged a beautiful butterfly. 4. America’s Cougar Strike Force isn’t strong enough to beat off, I mean fight off the teenage aliens. 3. Without Oprah’s bookclub, the Earth is doomed. 2. James Cameron is already making a movie about it which will star a computer-animated Gary Coleman as one of the four-horsemen. 1. The Antichrist, Dakota Fanning, turns 18 in 2 years. Top 5 rejected names for the iPadWednesday, January 27th, 2010Today in History–Thomas CrapperWednesday, January 27th, 2010Today we are commemorating the passing of a great human. Thomas Crapper died today in 1910. To mourn his passing, here’s today’s playlist: Love Stinks – J. Geils Band Keep Pushin’ – REO Speedwagon Digging in the Dirt – Peter Gabriel “Something in me, dark and sticky All the time it’s getting strong No way of dealing with this feeling Can’t go on like this too long” Urgent – Foreigner Brown Eyed Girl – Van Morrison Go listen to URL Radio (http://www.urlradio.net) This Day In History– Lorena BobbitThursday, January 21st, 2010Today in 1994 Lorena Bobbitt was found temporarily insane for chopping off spouse’s penis. To mourn this event, here’s today’s playlist: “Little Willy” – Sweet “The First Cut is the Deepest” – Sheryl Crow “I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’” – Scissor Sisters “The Penis Song” – Eric Idle (Monty Python) “Detachable Penis” – King Missle This Day in History — Bill ClintonWednesday, January 20th, 2010Today in 1993 Bill Clinton inaugurated as 42nd President, so to celebrate this event, Here’s today’s playlist: “Let’s Get it On” –Marvin Gay “Touch Myself” – The Divinyls “I want your sex” –George Michael “I want to sex you up” – Color Me Badd “Short Skirt Long jacket” – Cake “Burn B*tch Burn”- KISS and Birthday Boy– Paul Stanley just for the lyric “Ooh baby, wanna put my log in your fireplace” Today in History — Divorce of Lisa Marie Presley and Michael JacksonMonday, January 18th, 2010Today in History (Besides honoring Dr. King), there was something a little less important happening….like in 1996 Lisa Marie Presley filed for divorce from Michael Jackson in New York. To mourn this separation of the Pop Super Families, here’s today’s playlist: “Because of You” – Kelly Clarkson “Daddy Don’t You Walk So Fast” — Wayne Newton “Makin’ Whoopie” — Eddie Cantor “The Winner Takes It All” – ABBA “Wonderful” – Everclear “You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly “ — Loretta Lynn, Conway Twitty The Day in History — The ConeheadsFriday, January 15th, 2010Today 1977 Coneheads debuted on “Saturday Night Live”. To celebrate the Parental Units and consuming mass quantities, here’s today’s playlist: “Fight The Power” – The Barenaked Ladies “Conehead Love” — Beldar & Prymaat with Nan Schaefer “Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah (Means I Love You)” — Violent Femmes “Take Me To the River” – Talkingheads “It’s Alright” – Big Head Todd and the Monsters This Day in History — The Blues BrothersThursday, January 14th, 2010Today in 1980 “Blues Brothers” movie with Dan Akroyd & John Belushi opened. It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Here’s today’s Playlist: “Do you Wanna Hit It” The Donnas “Everybody needs somebody” – The Blues Brothers “I Wear My Sunglasses at Night” — Corey Hart “Rubber Biscuit” – The Blues Brothers “But Anyway”- Blues Traveler “Blue” – The Jayhawks “The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades” – Timbuk 3 Red Sneaker String QuartetThursday, January 14th, 2010http://blog.oregonlive.com/washingtoncounty/2010/01/red_sneaker_puts_fresh_twist_o.html I can get behind chamber music palyed by folks in red sneakers! That’s a great addition to the Red Sneaker name! I think it’s time to hit YouTube to see if there are any performances available to view. Music Geeks Unite! I’m With CoCoWednesday, January 13th, 2010
We Albinos must stick together. If I need to, I could call on some of the other Albino Brothers and Sisters to rally for CoCo! People like: Fiona Apple That’s just the tip of the alabaster iceberg! Rejected Names of Strip ClubsWednesday, January 13th, 2010- The Slippery Gator This Day in History — The FrisbeeWednesday, January 13th, 2010Today in 1957 Wham-O Company produced the 1st Frisbee. To celebrate this major event, here’s today’s playlist: “Fly “– Sugar Ray Happy Independence Day, Chad!Monday, January 11th, 2010Today is Independence Day in Chad, so to celebrate the festive event, here are a few other songs to commemorate the first names: “Laid” – James “20th Century” – Brad “Angie” – The Rolling Stones “Beth” – KISS “Iris” – The Goo Goo Dolls “Lola” – The Kinks |
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