5. Star in some “Hair Club for Men Com­mer­cials”
4. Really hone his skills in scre­wing over women.
3. Beg TLC for his own rea­lity show about him and his super cool side kick, “Sch­mooby”.
2. Go on tour with John Wayne Bob­bit and Joey But­ta­fuoco
1. Play a little “Jon + 1” if you know what I mean.

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Other ideas that were ins­pi­red by the URL Radio Beer Run (http://www.urlradio.net).
The Wine Craft Show. Wal­king around a big craft show snoc­ke­red up on wine.


The Beer Chess Tour­na­ment. Play chess and with every piece you lose to the oppo­nent, you drink a beer.

Shots for Tots. You get spon­so­red by peo­ple per shot. So someone could spon­sor you at $1 a shot until you give up or pass out. The money would buy toys for needy kids for Christ­mas.

The Drin­king Olym­pics. An obs­tacle course inters­per­sed with tables of drinks, so as they con­ti­nue with the course, they get more and more stumbling-over drunk. The gold medals are actual public trans­por­ta­tion tokens so they get home safely.

The Desig­na­ted Dri­ver Car­ni­val—While the others are spen­ding all their money on booze, the DD’s are win­ning fabu­lous cash and pri­zes on a mid­way where they get to knock over cut-outs of drunk car­toon figures.

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Sep­tem­ber 30th. On this day in 1898, the city of New York was esta­blished. In cele­bra­tion, here’s a few songs rela­ted to New York.
Angel of Har­lem – U2
No Sleep til Brooklyn – Beas­tie Boys
Bright Lights – Match­box 20
Down and Out in New York City – James Brown
Hey there Deli­lah – Plain White T’s
New York Boy – Neil Dia­mond
New York State of Mind – Billy Joel
Roc­ka­way Beach – The Ramones

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John Paul Getty, once the richest man in the world, had a payphone in his man­sion.
I won­der if he had one of the Magic Fin­gers vibra­ting beds that took quarters?

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Sep­tem­ber 29th. On this day in 1963, the Rolling Sto­nes star­ted their first tour ope­ning for Bo Didd­ley and the Every Brothers. Here’s a few songs to com­me­mo­rate this day:
Papa Was a Rolling Stone – The Temp­ta­tions
Like a Rolling Stone – Bob Dylan
Hey Bo Didd­ley – Bo Didd­ley
Please Go Home – The Rolling Sto­nes (it uses the Bo Didd­ley Beat)
100 Years – Five for fighting

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The active ingre­dient in Chi­nese Bird’s nest soup is saliva. What does the ser­ver put in it if you anger them? Broth?

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In parts of Malaya, the women keep harems of men. They put the “Hair” back into “Harem”

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The chil­drens’ nur­sery rhyme ‘Ring-around-the-Roses’ actually refers to the Black Death which killed about 30 million peo­ple in the fourteenth-century. Then what the heck does “Hop Scotch” refer to?

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Mon­day Sep­tem­ber 28th. Today in 1901, the dis­po­sa­ble razor was inven­ted.
So to cele­brate, try out a few of these songs:

Cuts like a knife – Bryan Adams
Razor’s Edge– AC/DC
Sharp-Dressed man – ZZ Top
Anything by the Scis­sor Sis­ters
The First Cut is the Dee­pest – Sheryl Crow

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On January 7th,1904 the dis­tress call ‘CQD’ was intro­du­ced. ‘CQ’ stood for ‘Seek You’ and ‘D’ for ‘Dan­ger’. This las­ted only until 1906 when it was repla­ced with ‘SOS’, which offi­cially stands for nothing. I won­der if ICU812 was ever considered?

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Sir Wins­ton Churchill ratio­ned him­self to 15 cigars a day. A man has to have limits! I limit myself to only 20 Twin­kies a day.

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The Ecua­do­rian poet, José Olmedo, has a sta­tue in his honor in his home country. But, una­ble to com­mis­sion a sculp­tor, due to limi­ted funds, the govern­ment brought a second-hand sta­tue .. Of the English poet Lord Byron. I had no idea that Lord Byron was from Ecuador.

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It is the 268th day of the year (but the year still feels new, right?)
Impor­tant peo­ple who were born on this day inc­lude:
Will Smith (41)—because parents just don’t unders­tand
Mark Hamill (58) – Luke flip­pin Sky­wal­ker!
Chris­topher Reeve – Super­man
It is offi­cially a waxing cres­cent moon, which means the moon is hair-free.

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This day in His­tory in 1957, Cen­tral High School in Little Rock Arkan­sas inte­gra­ted under escort from the US Army’s 101st Air­borne Divi­sion.
Here’s a play­list to help cele­brate this day:
10. Come Together – The Beat­les
9. Wai­ting for the World to Change – John Mayer
8. Higher Ground – Ste­vie Won­der
7. Jim Dandy – Black Oak Arkan­sas
6. Black and White – Michael Jack­son
5. Ima­gine – John Len­non
4. Peo­ple Got to Be Free – The Ras­cals
3. Why Can’t we be Friends? – WAR
2. What’s Going On – Mar­vin Gaye
1. The Times They are a Chan­gin’ – Bob Dylan

Brian “Ebony and Ivory ” Matthews

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The Empe­ror Cali­gula once deci­ded to go to war with the Roman God of the sea, Posei­don, and orde­red his sol­diers to throw their spears into the water at ran­dom.
Water:1, Crazy Roman Empe­ror: 0

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This Day in History—1789 the Supreme Court of the US was esta­blished.
Here’s a play­list to assist cele­bra­tion (legal cele­bra­tion by res­pon­si­ble adults in an orga­ni­zed man­ner):
10. Brea­kin’ the law – Judas Priest
9. I Stand Accu­sed – Elvis Cos­te­llo
8. Phi­la­delphia Law­yer – Woo­die Guth­rie
7. Legal Ten­der – The B-52’s
6. I shot the she­riff – Bob Mar­ley
5. Bad Boys – Inner Circle
4. Fol­som Pri­son Blues – Johnny Cash
3. Hello Dad, I’m in Jail – (Was) Not Was
2. The Trial – Pink Floyd
1. I Fought the Law– Bobby Fuller Four

Brian “Judge Dredd– Anth­rax” Matthews

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