Archive for August 24th, 2009

Did you know?

Monday, August 24th, 2009

The cost of the first pay-toilets ins­ta­lled in England was tup­pence. “Tup­pence” is roughly half of a Furppence.

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Proposed names for the new Bismarck Elementary school

Monday, August 24th, 2009

As you may know, Bis­marck will have a new Ele­men­tary school ope­ning up in the North-East part of town. As far as I know, there’s no name for it.
Here are a few suggestions:

Sher­mer Ele­men­tary
James Woods Ele­men­tary
Wes­ter­berg Ele­men­tary
Hill Valley Ele­men­tary
Rydell Ele­men­tary
Lake Forest Ele­men­tary
Spring­field Elementary

Brian “Movie Geek” Matthews

Dear Mr. Bodywash.….

Monday, August 24th, 2009

To the gent­le­man in Tar­get stan­ding by the Men’s body­wash,
It’s OK to use body wash. No one is jud­ging you. You loo­ked really uncom­for­ta­ble when I approached to pick out some pouf fod­der for myself. Long gone are the days when to be a “REAL MAN” meant that you washed with cold water and tree bark. It’s OK to use good qua­lity lathe­ring agents to bathe. Also, take your time sme­lling the scents of each bottle. You see­med very agi­ta­ted and left quickly. It’s impor­tant to smell good. No one wants you to smell like you scrub­bed down with a really cheap pine forest! So Sir, I encou­rage you to return to the back wall of Tar­get, peruse those body washes for al long as you like and don’t leave until you’ve found one that you really like.
Brian “Pouf” Matthews

Photo of the Day

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Party in the back

Quote of the Day

Monday, August 24th, 2009

“It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it. “
–Ste­ven Wright

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