Sli­ced bread was paten­ted by a jewe­ller, Otto Roh­wed­der, in 1928. He had been wor­king on it for 16 years, having star­ted in 1912. That was one dull knife and one stale loaf of bread!

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Lis­ten to the Red Snea­ker liner (click here) on URL Radio and then go lis­ten to URL Radio! (click here) (See, I told you I wasn’t kidding)

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Take your pants off for God
Really I just liked the head­line. Men in skirts is really not that shoc­king.
They should invest in some Uti­li­kilts –“Kilts for every day wear”. Nothing says “I’m com­for­ta­ble in my manhood” like a camou­fla­ged kilt.…and perhaps some ballet shoes.

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My 6 year old daugh­ter, Anna­be­lle, and I were in the car and tal­king about what each of us did that day. Her por­tion focu­sed on a thun­der storm that came through and all the loud thun­der. She said, “We had angels bow­ling!”
I asked, “Really?”
Then her crea­tive mind went into over drive:
“Maybe the clouds crashed!”
“Maybe God farted!”

Brian “That explains the smell” Matthews

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“I worry that the per­son who thought up Muzak may be thin­king up
something else.“
–Lily Tomlin

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