Post 100!!!!
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009Since relaunching RedSneaker.net, I am already at post 100. So in honor of that, I bring you a list of 100 things about me.
Name:: Brian
Age:: Old
Sex:: Male
Height:: Less than a mile, but more than a thimble
Hair Color:: Disappointed Brown
Eye Color:: Destitute Blue
Body Type:: Human, with hints of Aldrean
Religion:: Brianetics
Ethnicity:: Bandanamonger
Orientation:: N to NW right now. Later I’ll face West
Status:: Sitting
~Favorites~
Color?: Radish Purple
Hair Style?: I wish I had the hair of Stevie Wonder
Food?: Jello
Soda?: Yes, Please
Sandwich?: Grilled Cheese
Store?: Radio Shack
Mall?: Yes.
State?: Confusion
City?: One that’s built on Rock and Roll
Animal?: Albino Dalmations
Movie?: Breakfast Club or Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
TV Show?: Anything with Regis
Book?: Hardcovers
Music?: Dyslexic Polkas
Song?: The Watusi
Band/Artist?: Tiny Tim
Website?: www.redsneaker.net — –DUH?
~This or That~
Soda or Juice?: Soda of course
Music or Internet?: Internet. You can’t find articles about your incarcerated High School teachers on a Black Sabbath album!
Rock or Rap?: I Rock the boat, but I Rap the presents….
Dogs or Cats?: Neither. I prefer Cows. They taste better
White or Black?: Red.
Myspace or Facebook?: Friend me on Facebook!
Cell Phone or iPod?: iPod
Curly Hair or Straight Hair?: Straight hair here…
Laptop or Desktop?: It’s harder to drop a desktop.
Corded Phone or Cordless?: Corded because I can swing it around by the cord while I pretend to be in The Who.
Mountain Dew or Pepsi?: Pepsi Throwback
Pen or Pencil?: #2 Ticonderoga
MP3 Player or I-pod?: This isn’t a well-formed question. I refuse to answer it.
Phone or Internet?: Skype?
Single or Taken?: I am married. I was once taken, but thankfully, Liam Neesen came for me
School or Work?: Work. Fewer tests.
~Random~
What do you do on your spare time?: Cannibalize wagons
What do you wish you had more time for?: My karate and bagpipes
What’s your usual clothing style?: Full-coverage
What’s your usual hair style?: Thinning with a touch of middle age.
What are you wearing?: A lacey teddy and red stockings….what do you think?
Are you single or taken?: Ask Liam
If taken, by who?: Ask Liam
Who would you die for?: Ask Liam
Are you a virgin?: Ask Liam
What do you think of one night stands?: I prefer wooden ones, but I suppose I could get use to one made from artificial materials.
Who’s your best friend?: He may be invisible, but Benny has some good ideas sometimes.
How long have you been friends?: Since that time in Belgium….
How did you and your best friend meet?: I was in Belgium and couldn’t make a decision….I was a Belgian Waffler.
Do you have any pets?: Yes
If yes, how many?: 1 dog, 1 cat, and 13 hair louses
Do you plan on getting married?: Wasn’t this already asked twice before. I refuse to answer this on the basis of immorality and stinky cheese.
Do you plan on having kids?: Ask our 3 kids.
If so, how many?: Ask our 3 kids
How old did you wish you were?: Somewhere between diaper ages.
If you were to be anywhere right now, where would you be?: I have to check my calendar
Why?: It’s where I keep my appointments.
Ever gone Camping?: I have participated in recreational Homelessness before.
Have you ever caught a fish and ate it?: No. That’s cruel
Have you ever gone water skiing?: No. That’s cruel
Have you ever gone water tubing?: I’ve drank through a straw before. Does that count?
Have you ever gone skiing on a mountain?: Nope. It’s against my religion
Have you ever gone tubing on a mountain?: That’s getting a little personal now, isn’t it?
Have you ever gone Snowboarding?: No, but waterboarding, yes.
Ever gone to church?: http://www.brianetics.info
Ever gone to a famous water park?: Nope. Just the infamous ones.
Ever gone out of State?: Only after notifying the court.
Ever gone out of the country?: Only with permission from my parole officer
When was the last time you left town?: This morning
Anything you got planned for this weekend?: I try not to plan. It seems to get in the way of stuff happening.
If so, what?: Hard to say, but I’m sure it may involve some sort of “tubing”
Is this survey curing your boredom?: This is turning into a pretty lame 100th posting
Do you resemble anyone famous?: Is Pee Wee Herman famous?
Are you related to anyone famous?: Is Pee Wee Herman famous?
If so, who?:
Do you think you are hot?: It’s suppose to be 100 today, so maybe
Do other people think you are hot?: The sweat rings should give me away.
Do you think your skinny?: I have to say this now. “Your” is not the contraction for “You Are”. “You’re” is. Please fix your questions.
Or do you think your fat?: That’s it. I refuse to answer any more unless you correct your word usage.
Or just in between fat and skinny?: I am the poster boy for “Big Dull and Dumpy” magazine.
What year were you born in?: I don’t remember. I was just a baby.
Ever been on a blind date?: No, but one was really ugly.
What do you enjoy doing when you’re bored?: “tubing” and correcting people’s grammar
What do you do in the summer time?: Why do you ask? Are you planning on robbing my house?
Are you naturally tanned?: No. But once they skin me, I should make a nice saddle.
Or are you kinda pale?: Is the Pope “Kinda” religious?
Do you live in a house?: Glass house.
Or do you live in a apartment?: Are you deaf?
What do you have on your mind?: How our educational system continues to fail in teaching proper usage of YOUR and YOU’RE.
What time is it?: Tubing time!
Brian “Hoping for a better 100″ Matthews
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