Top 10 Worst Cover Band Names and Concepts
Monday, August 10th, 2009Every once in a while when two or more dreamers get together, possibly in one of their living room’s, they start talking about being in a band. To save those future dreamers some time, I’ve compiled a list of:
Top 10 Worst Cover Band Names and Concepts
10. The Grateful Dudes – The Big Lebowski clones sing Grateful Dead songs. The Dudes Abide.
9. Dead Zeppelin – Colossal Led Zep covers by people dressed up like the corpses of Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis. Occasional appearances by John Bonham himself.
8. Sweatallica – Imagine Sweating to the Oldies upbeat versions of Metallica classics. Nothing else matters.
7. Bob Against the Machine – Yep, Bob Dylanesque folk versions of Rage Against the Machine songs. Dust in Wind has never had machine guns mixed in so artfully.
6. Pat Sabbath – Pat Boone Meets Black Sabbath. It was inevitable.
5. StarKISS – A bunch of guys in make-up, spitting fire and singing about tuna. Part rock, part lunch.
4. The Rolling Tones – Acapella Rolling Stones music in a barbershop style.
3. The Notorious A.L.A.B.A.M.A. – Gangsta rap versions of Alabama songs. Believe it or they will pop a cap in yer truck.
2. Man Halen – A Chipendale’s review of Van Halen Music, which could revitalize the song “Jump”.
1. Guns n’ Moses – Gospel version of Appetite for Destruction. The Pipe organ version of “Sweet Child O’ Mine” will bring you to your knees.
Brian “Helping out, one dreamer at a time” Matthews
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