“Is this tooth­brush appro­ved by the Ame­ri­can Den­tal Asso­cia­tion?”Home Alone

“Can I refill your egg­nog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?”Christ­mas Vacation

“Yeah. 220… 221, wha­te­ver it takes.”Mr. Mom

“You should see the toast. I couldn’t even get it through the door.”Uncle Buck

“I did not achieve this posi­tion in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.”Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

“Andie, hon. Lis­ten, it’s after 7:00. Don’t waste good lip gloss.”
Pretty in Pink

“Sweets. You couldn’t ignore me if you tried. So… so. Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates? Lovers?”
Break­fast Club

“That’s not a joke, that’s a severe beha­vio­ral disor­der. I mean, the next thing you know, you’ll be wea­ring a bra on your head!”Weird Science

“Those aren’t pillows”Pla­nes, Trains & Automobiles

John Hughes, RIP

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A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is rea­lity.
–John Lennon

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