“A good pho­to­graph is kno­wing where to stand.”
“In wis­dom gathe­red over time I have found that every expe­rience is a form of explo­ra­tion.”
“Lands­cape pho­to­graphy is the supreme test of the pho­to­grapher — and often the supreme disap­point­ment.”
“The nega­tive is com­pa­ra­ble to the composer’s score and the print to its per­for­mance. Each per­for­mance dif­fers in subtle ways.”
“Butthead: Tat­toos are cool.
Bea­vis: Yeah, I wish I was born with one.
Butthead: You’re not born with tat­toos, dum­bass. You get them when you join the navy.“

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It is the first full week in August which can mean only one thing—-Sturgis week. I can­not be there this year, but URL Radio is broad­cas­ting from Stur­gis this week. So it’s sort of like being there. But this is how I came up with today’s top 10 list.
Top 10 things you only expe­rience in Stur­gis
10. Tat­toos for Todd­lers.
9. Par­ti­ci­pa­ting in a wet long john con­test.
8. Watching James Tay­lor sings songs of rebe­llion with ope­ning act-Slayer.
7. Dra­wing straws to see who gets to mud wrestle the mid­get next.
6. Waking up wea­ring only a sin­gle tube sock.
5. A woman streaks through the camp­ground which reminds you to call your grand­mother.
4. Leather under­wear.
3. Mee­ting peo­ple with names like “Buf­falo Bub­bles”, “Car­bu­re­tor Carl”, and “Pant­less Patri­cia”.
2. Busi­nes­ses that have signs –“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Pro­blem”.
1. 770,000 of your clo­sest friends.

Brian “Not in Stur­gis” Matthews

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A seve­red foot is the ulti­mate stoc­king stuf­fer.
–Mitch Hedberg

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