With the acqui­si­tion of Mar­vel Comics, Dis­ney has announ­ced a few chan­ges to the Main Mar­vel cha­rac­ters. Of course, this is still pre­li­mi­nary, but here’s a taste.

- Iron­man will appear in the next Jonas Brother’s movie.
– The Xmen will now inc­lude a clumsy rab­bit that can’t tell a lie.
– Wol­ve­rine will be pla­yed by a Gol­den Retrie­ver.
– Spi­der­man will blow kis­ses to fly from one place to another.
– The next Inc­re­di­ble Hulk Movie will have the Hulk duet with Elton John called “Green is not so Mean”.

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For Roman Catho­lics, January 5th is St Simeon Sty­li­tes’ Day. He was a fifth-century her­mit who sho­wed his devo­tion to God by spen­ding lite­rally years sit­ting on top of a huge flag­pole. This was years before such a thing would land you as a star on YouTube.

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Mark, who is now in High School, has star­ted dri­ving. I’m not sure what sca­res me more. The fact that he’s dri­ving or that I can be in a state other than pure para­noia while he’s dri­ving.
We’ve spent quite a bit of time on the inters­tate bet­ween Bis­marck and Man­dan going bak and forth bet­ween the exits. I sho­wed him how to pro­perly “drag main”, mad him park using me as the orange pylon not to hit. I even had him drive around a com­pli­ca­ted par­king lot….in reverse. I think the next item to con­quer is speed para­llel par­king. When he finally gets his license next year, I think he should be well prepared.

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The new TV sea­son is coming up which means the 180th sea­son of my favo­rite show, “Sur­vi­vor”.
Soon enough, Sur­vi­vor will run out of tro­pi­cal des­ti­na­tions and be for­ced to announce sea­sons fea­tu­ring the less-than-tropical:
– Sur­vi­vor Lara­mie, WY
– Sur­vi­vor Somali Pirate Ship
– Sur­vi­vor Holly­wood Big Stu­dio Back Lot (also known as Big Brother)
– Sur­vi­vor Stur­gis
– Sur­vi­vor Refri­ge­ra­tor Box in the Alley behind the Big Boy
– Sur­vi­vor Work From Home

Brian “Periphe­ral Visio­nary” Matthews

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In Ancient Peru, when a woman found an ‘ugly’ potato, it was the cus­tom for her to push it into the face of the nea­rest man. Take THAT, ugly potato!

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“My theory of evo­lu­tion is that Dar­win was adop­ted. “
–Ste­ven Wright

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King George III was dec­la­red vio­lently insane in 1811, 9 years before he died. But more impor­tantly, did you know there was a King George III?

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Cof­fee is the second lar­gest item of inter­na­tio­nal com­merce in the world. The lar­gest is petro­leum. One gets us up and the other gets us going.

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Life is what hap­pens while you are busy making other plans.
–John Lennon

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Mao Rse-Tang, the first chair­man of the Chi­nese Com­mu­nist Party, was born 26 Decem­ber 1893. Before his rise to power, he occu­pied the hum­ble posi­tion of Assis­tant Libra­rian at the Uni­ver­sity of Peking. Beware of the Librarians!

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“Some­ti­mes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geo­graphy.“
–Paul Rodriguez

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